Word jokes
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
You soak balls, get it?
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Fard.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Niguh.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.