Joshfard jokes
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Blue Takis?
Takis.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
I'm alive, baby!
Fard.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!