Joshfard jokes

Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.

Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!

Blue Takis?

Takis.

If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.

If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

I'm alive, baby!

Fard.

"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."

I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?