What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
Word Jokes
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
You soak balls, get it?
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Fard.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
