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Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."

The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."

Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?

Student: Ukraine is history!

If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

Caca.

Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?

She thought she was black.

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

Pulp is a palindrome.

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Jack

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.

BORNANA

Eh.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

Hangman.

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.