Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
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Word Jokes
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Eh.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up š.
What is the one word orphans donāt know? Homework.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
Itās important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words āantidoteā and āanecdote,ā one of my best friends would still be alive.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Iāll never forget my dadās last words. āErase my search history, son.ā
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
