Word jokes
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Caca.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Pulp is a palindrome.
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The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Jack
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Eh.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.