Wood Jokes

There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer". The homeless man says"I'm not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, i'm a cop''

You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

a boy walks into some woods with a phone and his friend comes by and asks what are you doing? the pauses then says trying some bird calls!

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school shootings are everywhere. in ice cream shops and even the woods

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i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.

I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The gaurd charged me with...mer-der

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of spam After 6 months in the woods you'll still eat the can of spam

Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood

Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them

If your hot dog taste like a peace of wood who gonna call GHOST MUSTERD

Why did sellwood git named? It is made of wood that got sold.

Therapy -Expensive -Years of hard work -Emotionaly draining -Tough to find

Screaming in the woods -Free -Immediate relief -Scares hunters enough to leave therefore saving innocent animals -Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods

so a guy and his brother was walking in the woods so his brother said "its getting dark out here can we go home" the man said "i know think how i will feel walking home tonight"