People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
what's a wood peckers favourite kind of jokes.
knock knock ones
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone
your foreheads so big even barry wood sayed wow thats huge
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Hey did you know Paul walker's gay Why do you say that Because he likes to wrap himself around long old wood
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone you son of a birch.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
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