How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
the name brynley means burnt wood lolololol
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games. Suddenly they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running, the other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?". The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
a man was walking with a young boy in the woods. the boy looks at the man and says "mister, its too dark and im getting scared." the man replies with, "how do u think i feel? i have to come back alone."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground. Terrified, he dials 911 and says “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead. The hunter replies, “Ok I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks “Anything else?” The nurse says “Nope. That’s it.”
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one
Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
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