I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
your foreheads so big even barry wood sayed wow thats huge
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
the name brynley means burnt wood lolololol
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
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A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says "I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker? Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
I had morning wood one day then my sister saw and said I can help
