People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
the name brynley means burnt wood lolololol
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one
What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood if you woodchuck on the world with that you have a really deep in and he says goodbye when he says goodbye you like if you
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
what's a wood peckers favourite kind of jokes.
knock knock ones
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes *gasp* how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that.. and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade
