Wont jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.