I'm making a website for orphans wont add the home page
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
Why cant orphans have a funeral? Because their parents wont be there
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
once i sucked my mums titties, most adopted people wont know about that
A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you wont bring it back!"
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
why cat orphans watch sci fi movies?
because they wont understand what the mother ship is
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
u wanna hear a indian egg joke? (yeah-) nevermind. u wont UNDAstand
why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
why cant orphans play baseball......because they wont know where homeplate is
Hey look at me im stupid named Jordan C who wont shut up and leave Addison alone.
whats tha difference between boogers and brocley . kids wont eat the brocley.
Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON ́T HAVE A LIFE
why dont orphans have life 360?
becuase wont track them
