Wont

Wont Jokes

>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics

Just another day in the defib life

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied "Oh fuck off, you wont bring it back!"

yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much

why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr

What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes

Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains

The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus

Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont

Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON ́T HAVE A LIFE

-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt if I blame it on my friends it wont be my fault. -Mully- This is my mom left!!