Wont jokes
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”