Wont jokes
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.