Women jokes
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
"irresistible to women"
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.