Women jokes

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I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

Why are modern women trash?

Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

Doctor: Congratulations!!!

Woman: Was it a successful delivery?

Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!

What is the most useless part of a vagina?

The woman.

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.