Women jokes

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.

What’s worse than giving women rights?

Having them. In the first place.

I like my cigars like I like my women:

Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

Women are gay.

"Wheelchair" - HAHA!

Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”

The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Hippity hoppity, women are property!

There are sexiest women in politics.

They should be in a car showroom.

I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.