Women jokes

Why are modern women trash?

Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

Doctor: Congratulations!!!

Woman: Was it a successful delivery?

Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...