My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks where ever they went.
so a women walked into a bar. there was a man she went up to him and said your cute. he said yeah and you don't deserve equal rights.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What is the best joke in the world women’s rights
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
Women are gay “Wheelchair”- HAHA
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
