Women jokes

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.

You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

Who's the bus driver?

You will never nose [know].

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”

The bartender says, “No, only women.”

The man then leaves.

97 percent of women...

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.

Why do Indian men marry fat women?

What do women and peanut butter have in common?

They're both easy to spread.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.