Women jokes

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

What kind of bike do women ride?

A menstrual cycle.

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.

You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

Who's the bus driver?

You will never nose [know].

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”

The bartender says, “No, only women.”

The man then leaves.

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.