Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Women Jokes
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
