Women jokes

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?

Turkish.

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

What is a woman's name with one leg?

Eileen.

Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???