Women jokes

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

What wastes your money as you earn it?

Women.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.

What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!