Women jokes

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.

What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.