Women jokes
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.