Women jokes
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."
"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
I bet you like men!