Women jokes
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do women and wine bottles have in common?
They both have necks for grabbing, and holes to plug and unplug.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
There once was a bear and a rabbit, and they hated each other.
The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a mystical talking tree. The tree said: “I can give you 3 wishes each if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears inside the forest are ladies.” And all the bears within the forest became females.
The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet, and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the United States are ladies.” The wish was granted.
The rabbit says, “I wish I’ve a bike.” By this point, the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for cash and have all the bikes in the world.
The bear says: “I wish all the bears inside the world are women.” The wish is granted.
While it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his bike, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.”
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.