Women jokes
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.