Women jokes
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
97 percent of women...
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
"irresistible to women"
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Woman do have rights!
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.