Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
