Women jokes
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
Violence against women is funny :)
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.