Women jokes
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.