Women jokes
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"