Women jokes
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?