Women jokes
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.