Women Jokes

A: guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like? Q: one that has a sense of money

A women waked up to me and asked me a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women cant be funny.

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus

Dog the dog and maggie were frightened of her and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor jokes and maggie was walking i was going to off the road to the city hall to see her and her and I said that the only one piece dress for women readymade rb collection as he was walking in the city and maggie was a little bit more on the side of it

What’s worse than giving women rights Them I having It in the first place

I like my cigar's like I like my women Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them

When men watch footbqll but nkt the women version maybe there

I was lying on the bed the other night and my mrs was playing with my cock trying to get it to go hard, she asked me whats the matter i said i just dont find women without hair very attractive

Women say men are trash. Yet men made the phone,laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, nevermind the electricity she uses to power those devices....

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Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.” The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”

I'm looking for women put your height weight and bra size in the comments

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Women are like marshmallows because there white,squashy and everyone sticks their stick inside u

hippity hoppity women are property

There are sexiest women in politics, They should be in car showroom.

I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can't you too fat and clumsy and i don't have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.