Women jokes
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.