Women jokes
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.