Beyoncé jokes

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

What song does Saturn sing?

"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.

What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?

dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."