Woman jokes
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.