What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
