Winter

Winter jokes

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

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  • Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.

    One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"

    The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."

    After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."

    The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"

    After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.

    The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."

    The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."

    The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."

    The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."

    The first kid then says: "I know, right?"

    They then begin a snowball fight.

    The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"

    I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Snow.

    Snow who?

    Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

    I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

    In an explosion.

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