Winter jokes
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.