Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
How do you fix a igloo? With Iglue
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl
Snow ball's
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves........ just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
