Winter jokes
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
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What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.