Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
S, ss, slalom. A.
