Giveaway jokes
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, Iām giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Donāt get BLOCKED!
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: š”š¤¬
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food š± and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon š and five jungle eggs.
Memes
Day 3
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, Iām giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Donāt get BLOCKED!
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
āWillsā
Are they a dead giveaway!
Hello everyone, I am famous YouTuber MrBeast. I have an announcement to make on this website: Whoever gets the 1000th comment on the post I link below will get 1 thousand dollars, from me! We're almost there, get commenting guys!
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
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