Will jokes

Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.

Really, then give me a pond of water.

Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.

Me: But you are not standing:)

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

What show has something orphans will never have?

American Dad!

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

“Wills”

Are they a dead giveaway!

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?