Why jokes
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.