Why jokes
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
I live inside my own world of make-believe. Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities. I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach. Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep. I love everything. Fire's spreading all around my room. My world's so bright. It's hard to breathe, but that's alright. Hush, shh.
Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no). Why can't you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe. Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities. Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days, And some days I can't tell if my body belongs to me. I love everything. Fire's spreading all around my room. My world's so bright. It's hard to breathe, but that's alright. Hush, shh.
I wanna taste your content. Hold your breath and feel the tension. Devils hide behind redemption. Honesty is a one-way gate to hell. I wanna taste consumption. Breathe faster to waste oxygen. Hear the children sing aloud. It's music 'til the wick burns out. Hush.
Just wanna be carefree lately, yeah. Just kicking up daisies. Got one too many quarters in my pockets. Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket. Untied laces, yeah. Just tripping on daydreams. Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat. Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.