Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Memes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
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Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.