Why cant two Asians have a white kid. Because to wongs don't make a white.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: he got shot
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father? because Roman Catholic men between 18 - 29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
Why can't Mexicans play uno
Because they can't get.a green card
Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
why did Stephen hawking die? because he lost wifi connection
Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why is the German blind? Because he's a "not see".
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Yall knew this one fr
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
