Why jokes
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Memes
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.