Why jokes
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
*The talk*
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.