Why jokes
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Memes
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.