Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
why do we tell actors to break a leg ... so they can get in the cast!
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road???
Because he got stuck in a crack
What do you do during a shooting? why join in of course....
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why do Americans suck at chess... because they lost two towers
Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..
He has no legs...
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt
