Why jokes
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Memes
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.