Why jokes
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.