Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why Jokes
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
