Why jokes
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
why the fuck is steam there ????
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.