Why jokes
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?