Why jokes
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Memes
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.