why do we tell actors to break a leg
cause every play has a cast
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
why cant orphans play baseball they cant hit an home run
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
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Why did orphans wanted to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
why do we tell actors to break a leg ... so they can get in the cast!
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why did Mary have a little lamb 🐑? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why are orphans Bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
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