Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
Why didn't Sally get home from work.
She got hit by a bus
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Orphan-why can’t I watch a pg movie
Me-they are Parental guidance
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants ? Because Chernobyl fallout .
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Why was 8 afraid of 7
because 7 was a 6 offender
