Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why Jokes
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
