Why jokes
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
How to say “I love you” be like :
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.