Why jokes
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Memes
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.