Why jokes
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.