Why jokes
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.