Why jokes

Period

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

Family

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

Plain

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

Memes

PTSD

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

Fish

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

Lord

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.

Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"

Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."

Lord: "My dog died?!"

Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."

Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"

Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."

Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"

Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."

Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"

Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"

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  • Hippo

    Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

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  • Funeral

    Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

    While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the gay man's house.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

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  • Hitler

    Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.

    "Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.

    "Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"

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  • People

    Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?

    They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

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