Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved
Orphan-why can’t I watch a pg movie
Me-they are Parental guidance
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
Why was 8 afraid of 7
because 7 was a 6 offender
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
why do orphans play gta? cause they want to feel wanted
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants ? Because Chernobyl fallout .
Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
Why did God make men? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.... =^..^=
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
