Why jokes
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!