Why jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Memes
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂