Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.