Why jokes
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?