Why jokes
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
*The talk*
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!