Why jokes
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Memes
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.