Why jokes
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Memes
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."