Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
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There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂
why did Stephen hawking die? because he lost wifi connection
Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
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I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling BONELY
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Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
