Why jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.