Why jokes
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.