Why jokes
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Memes
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.