Why jokes
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.