Why jokes
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why tie when you can knot?
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.
Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"
Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"
Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."
Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.
Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"
Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!