Why jokes
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.