Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
I love eating pussy that’s why the animal shelter is always my go to for a good meal
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him go big or go home and he only had one option.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
why wasn't the infant's entire body found
because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling BONELY
I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
