Why jokes
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.