Why jokes
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.