Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.