Why jokes
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?