Why jokes
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.