Why jokes

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.

The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.

Why was the emo mad?

The picture got hung, not her.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.

Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Quarantine.

I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.

That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why can’t Santa have kids?

He only cums once a year.

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

Why are there only 363 days for orphans?

Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

Why can orphans just be gay?

Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!