Why jokes
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! šš¤£
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why donāt mountains š take anything serious?
Because they think theyāre hill areas! š
Q: Why doesnāt Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why canāt orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parentās signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why can orphans type? Because they canāt find the home row.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns donāt work.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why canāt an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.