Why jokes
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣