Why jokes
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.