Why jokes
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.