Why jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.