Why jokes
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!