Why jokes
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!