Why jokes
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Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
Now, how about that drink?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.