Why jokes
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.