Why jokes
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.