Why jokes
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.