Why jokes
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.