Why jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!