Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why Jokes
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
