Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why am I idiot?
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.