Why jokes
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. š¤š¤”
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Why canāt Helen Keller drive?
Itās because sheās dead.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why canāt orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why canāt organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.