Why jokes
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Little Johnny was watching TV when he heard the TV say "bitch" and "bastard." He went over to his dad and said, "What is a bitch and bastard?" His dad looked at him surprised and said, "A bitch is a female, a bastard is a mailman." Johnny went back to the TV and heard them say "ass" and "shit," so he goes back to his dad and asks, "What shit and ass mean?" His dad says, "A shit is shaving cream like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat, why don't you bug your mom?" Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "fuck," so Johnny goes over to his mom and says to her, "What does fuck mean, mom?" She looks over at him and says, "Fuck means carving, like what I'm doing to this turkey!" A few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door. He walks over and answers it. He then says, "Welcome bitch and bastard, may I take your ass?" The people, looking horrified, then ask where his parents are. Johnny responds with, "My dad is putting shit on his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!"
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.