Why jokes
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
A man sits in a bar and gets seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics.
The bartender asked, "What's wrong, sir?"
The man replies, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me."
The bartender says, "Put $20 in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash."
So the man walks out with the $20 he put in his shirt pocket. The next day, the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?"
The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me $20 bucks for the wash."
The wife pulls out the money. "There is $40," says the wife.
"Oh, he also peed on me and paid for the wash, too." The man walks away believing he didn't get caught by his wife.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.