Why jokes
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.