Why jokes
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Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why this true though
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.
Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.