Why jokes
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?