Why jokes
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.