Why jokes
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.