Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why Jokes
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
