Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Memes
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.