Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
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Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."