Why jokes
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.