Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
