Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.