Why jokes
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!