Why jokes
A girl goes to a Church to confess.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.