Why jokes
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!