Why jokes
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!