Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why Jokes
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
