Why jokes
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Memes
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!