Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Memes
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.