Why jokes
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Why is Naruto in Black Clover????????????
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣