Why jokes
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.