Why jokes
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.