Why jokes
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke