Why jokes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!