Why jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.