Why jokes
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.