Why jokes
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.