Why jokes
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Memes
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
A girl goes to a Church to confess.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!