Why jokes
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
why his deathstare hot af
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."