Why jokes
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico? Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.