Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why Jokes
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
