Why jokes
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
why his deathstare hot af
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.