Why jokes
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why is Naruto in Black Clover????????????
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"