Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why Jokes
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
