Why jokes
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.