Why jokes
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!