Why jokes
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!