Why jokes
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
These memes got me re-thinking life
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.