Why jokes
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
Memes
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
A girl goes to a Church to confess.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.