Why jokes
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.