Why jokes
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
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Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.