Why jokes

America

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

Koala

Why is the koala not a bear?

It doesn't have the right koalafications.

Hare

I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"

He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."

Memes

Number

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!

Indian

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

Kid

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

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  • Roast

    1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

    2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

    3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

    4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

    5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

    6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

    7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

    8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

    9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

    10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

    11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

    12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock knock?

    Who's there?

    The chicken!

    Giraffe

    Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

    Because its head is so far away from its body.