Why jokes
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Memes
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.