Why jokes
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.