Why jokes
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!