Why jokes
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Thanksgiving
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.