Why jokes
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
lol anons are idiots
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"