Why jokes
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
lol anons are idiots
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.