Why jokes
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.