Why jokes
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.