Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why Jokes
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
