Why jokes
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Memes
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.