Why jokes
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Memes
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣