Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark as heck. Orphans don't have homes, so they can't run "home" in baseball. Get it? I bet you think participation trophies are real achievements, don't you?
Lebron James's best chum
That's not even funny dude.