Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.