Why jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
How to say “I love you” be like :
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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