Why jokes
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
How to say “I love you” be like :
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.