Why jokes
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.