Why jokes
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.