Why jokes
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Why can't Jordan moan? Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.