Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! πππππ
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!