Why jokes
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's extinct.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O