Why jokes
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
HARRY POTTER MEMES
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.