Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!