Why jokes
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Memes
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.