Why jokes
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.