Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
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That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.