Why jokes
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?