Why jokes
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit? Because he is a smelly cunt.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!