Why jokes
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.