Why jokes
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Memes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.