Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.