Why jokes
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.