Why jokes
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Thanksgiving
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.