Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why Jokes
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
