Why jokes

Prince

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Orphan

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!

Memes

Toy

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Ladder

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because the home button does not work.

Milkman

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play poker?

Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀

Lincoln

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Pirate

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

Mr Smith

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!