Why jokes
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.