Why jokes
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.