Why jokes
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Memes
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.