Why jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.