Why jokes
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."