Why jokes
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.