Why jokes
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.