Why jokes
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.