Why jokes
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!