Why jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Shitpost-master general
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.