Why jokes
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Memes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.