Why jokes
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Memes
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."