Why jokes
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.