Why jokes
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)