Why jokes
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.