Why jokes
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Memes
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O