Why jokes
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Memes
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.