Why jokes
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.