Why jokes
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.