Why jokes
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Memes
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.