Why jokes
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why is Joe cool?
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."