Why jokes
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
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So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
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Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.