Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Memes
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."