Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
A girl goes to a Church to confess.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."