Why jokes
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Memes
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂