Why jokes
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!