Why jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! đ
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Memes
Censorship is trash. It doesnât stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why did the boy put a chicken đ in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. đ
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because theyâre fucking assholes.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why canât you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the âPâ is silent.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesnât explode when youâre fucking it.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O