Why jokes
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"