Why jokes
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.