Why jokes
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."