Why jokes
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.