Why jokes

Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?

She wanted to be for sure for sure!

Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.

Why couldn’t the orphan find home?

Didn’t have eyes.

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

It's important to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?

Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.

Why is there no woman on the moon?

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

Why does the heart listen to music a lot?

Because it loves feeling the beat.

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

Why did the bee get married?

Because she found her honey.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?

Because they like to EAT FLESH.

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?

Because she made her dad mad.