Why jokes
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?