A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why Jokes
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂ðŸ˜
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
